i honestly have no idea who this guy is but he needs an award for this
Please don’t ever try to learn how to rub a clit from porn.
I repeat, please don’t EVER try to learn how to rub a clit from porn.
porn clit rubbing looks like they’re trying to scrub burnt food off a frying pan
seriously this is so important lmao once i hooked up with a guy who rubbed my clit so hard it was red and sore and burned when i peed for like 4 days. it is SENSITIVE be careful
the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter
#i love how terrifying her face is in the second gif#like she’s all flirty#very similar to how she talked to sam that morning#but her demeanor is completely fucking different#like with sam and steve she’s natasha#she’d eat them alive but in the good way#which baddies she’s the black widow#where she will flirt and then murder them#and idk just the fliry greeting and the terrifying grin was such a good connection to her codename#i just#i love this movie so much#natasha (via buckysexual)
that guy is pissing his pants over that smile this kind of fear is what i aspire to inspire
Beyoncé def has more accomplishments than just winning grammys. Need me to name some?
- Most master ringtone certifications (19) by a female solo artist ever.
- “I am…Sasha Fierce” is the first album by an international artist to top the #1 spot for 27 weeks in Brazil.
- “Beyonce Heat” is the fragrance with the most units sold in a single day during a personal appearance ever.
- Beyoncé is the artist with the most BET awards ever (7 awards).
- Jay-Z and Beyoncé are “2010’s Power Couple”.
- First and only artist to sing three of the Oscar nominates for the Best Song during the telecast.
- First non-Hispanic person to make People en Español’s list of the 50 Most Beautiful Latinos. (Bitch ain’t even mexican)
- “Single ladies” is the longest charting R&B song in the history of Australian Singles Chart.
- “Single ladies” is the first R&B song to cross 100 weeks in Australian Singles Chart.
- First and only female artist ever to have two singles in top 4 on Billboard Hot 100 at the same time.
- “Dreamgirls” is the musical with the biggest opening day ever.
- Youngest R&B female artist to be nominated for a Grammy award (18 yrs old).
- Billboard Female Artist of the Decade
- Billboard Airplay Artist of the Decade
Honey this aint even half
- Billboard Ringtone Artist of the Decade
- Beyoncé, Michelle Williams and Kelly Rowland are the only artists to reach number one as members of a group (Destiny’s Child) and as solo artists on Hot Dance Club Songs chart.
- Beyoncé, Michelle Williams and Kelly Rowland are the only artists to reach number one as members of a group (Destiny’s Child) and as solo artists on Hot Dance Airplay chart.
and this still ain’t half boo. don’t get dragged hun. Now let me go reblog some more of QUEENSLAYYOURFAVEANDSNATCHTHEIRWIGS B.
BITCH TRIED IT
Bitch ain’t even mexican LMFAOOO
this is better than the moon emoji