my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.
My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.
this is my favorite post on tumblr currently
I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they
i just dropped my face powder and it didn’t break
honestly if Joan Rivers dies youre ALL invited to my house we poppin BIG bottles
yall aint invited
I know you don’t like to talk, but you gotta do it for her.
This arc took a total of three scenes in the season (four if you count the scene where she’s not in the visiting room) and it still carried more weight than everything Larry’s dealt with the entire series.
this guy is like 50000x more important than Larry.
hey guys this is a rly important announcement i will be going on a year-long hiatus bc theres no wifi at hogwarts ha ha l8r u dirtbags suck it
Iggy Azalea and kraft singles
That pack of kraft cheese got more singles than she do tho.